KRO NEWS: Joke Malam

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entry-content' id='post-body-3608789201243915494'> <span style="font-family:arial;">Ada dua pria, baru saja meninggal, sedang menunggu nasib di pintu akhirat, karena iseng, mereka kemudian mengobrol.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Pria 1</span>: Kenapa kamu bisa meninggal ?</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Pria 2:</span> Mati beku</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Pria 1: </span>Bagaimana rasanya mati beku ?</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Pria 2:</span> Nggak terlalu sakit, mula2x merasa dingin, lalu merasa badan mulai beku, dan selanjutnya gampang saja, tahu2x saya sudah berada di sini, lha situ sendiri kenapa matinya ?</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Pria 1:</span> Serangan jantung, saya selalu curiga, istri saya ada main dengan cowok lain, jadi satu 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